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paying germany back, five euros a sausage

I have been forced to flee to Cork due to an Internet famine in my apartment in Dublin. The line has been physically cut somewhere underground near the exchange. I wrote this a few days ago: I went to the Oktoberfest on the Sunday of the opening weekend. It was much nicer to go at [...]

the poor Germans

The poor Germans cant catch a break. I wont go back too far for this list but a few things that come to mind: The Human Centipede. Michael Lewis examining their obsession about poo in vanityfailr: He then proceeded to pile up a shockingly high stack of evidence to support his theory. There’s a popular [...]

time to embrace the inner Jerry

It all started with an innocent science story published in SPIEGEL, and then in English on SPIEGEL ONLINE . A genetic analysis revealed, of all things, that millions of Britons carry a Germanic gene. Britain, it would seem, is more German than many are comfortable with. The British press, perhaps predictably, went nuts. Hundreds of [...]

Spanish farmers dump fruit at German consulate

From front page of Fridays FT

chill as a cucumber

Some fucking asshole from the food safety authority was on the news yesterday saying: “The public is being urged to buy Irish in the wake of a deadly outbreak of E coli bacteria poisoning in Europe, which has claimed 10 lives and left hundreds seriously ill”. Such vile callousness for the people who have died [...]

Honohan denies bailout is a Final Solution

2011-05-09 09:28 Maybe Paddy H could have chosen his words a bit better, especially since we owe a lot of the money to the Germans. Maybe it is a good thing that this is not a “Final Solution” (see highlighted text in image below).

the irish banks are rallying … not

RTE radio are peddling some serious bullshit at the moment. They are saying shares in Irish banks are rallying. I have heard it every morning this week. This is what this rally actually looks like: It went from 22 last Friday to 32 on Monday which is a decent jump but its sliding back down [...]

ein reich, ein volk, ein martin

wild horses

I had some German friends who were interested in the horse outside video. One of them wanted to know what all the fuss was about. I told her some people thought it was rude and sexist – I presume that was the issue but I dont really know why. This week in the Irish Times [...]

mr burns verkaufen der kraftwerk 2

March 2009, http://atoast2toast.com/2009/03/05/mr-burns-verkaufen-der-kraftwerk/: It crossed my mind that a simpson episode has parallels with the German story I put up earlier today. Mr Burns is the Irish people, the factory is Ireland and the German company is … well Germany. Mr. Burns sells the Power Plant to a German company for $100 million. In the [...]

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