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Tag Archives: Ronan o’gara

may day hall of shame

Comments Off Posted by on May 3, 2009

Herman Munster whose side lost in the Heineken cup: There were some pretty spectacular people and cars around Dublin this weekend, mostly due to the girls aloud concert but also the Heineken cup. The worst things that I saw were: The 07 Limerick Bentley who tried to kill a poor pedestrian who had the cheek [...]

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naked noodles

Comments Off Posted by on April 27, 2009

I went to the gym last night just to use the sauna and steam room. The downstairs dressing room is like an old boys tennis club sometimes. As I walked down the hall to the dressing room I met a lady at the door. She asked me to see if there was a man with [...]

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turnstile tackler

1 Comment Posted by on April 20, 2009

Ronan is known as ‘the turnstile tackler’ in the Southern hemisphere, particularly in New Zealand where I saw him play for the lions. He wouldn’t last a minute in the super 12′s, whose final I was at the week previous. I have heard fans in Lansdowne road shouting “you chicken” at him. That is not [...]

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poor o’driscoll

2 Comments Posted by on February 28, 2009

Ireland managed to grind out a 1 point win in a filthy game. The english thugs repeatedly tried to murder ireland’s captain brian o’driscoll. In fairness to BOD he kept playing and got the only Irish try* in a hostile encounter. I genuinely feel bad for him; not only did he have the shame of [...]

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irelands call

1 Comment Posted by on February 27, 2009

4 members of the Irish rugby team were outside Gotham Cafe last night in their tracksuits. They were led not very successfully by Donncha O’Callaghan. He looked in the window and everyone in the place looked out at them. I turned away from them to tell my friend that tobasco on a pizza is great. [...]

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