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Tag Archives: Roids

saturday night: sex, steroids, strippers, stalking

9 Comments Posted by on May 23, 2011

I realise the title of this post is bizarre. It says something about my interests, perceptions and the company I keep however all of those things aligned to make Saturday an odd day for me. The sex bit involves the Brian O’Driscoll mask. It is more of an implication of sex so keep your dirty [...]

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exclusivity

1 Comment Posted by on July 8, 2009

I have been thinking about the concept of exclusivity when it comes to club membership in Ireland. This is following where the streets have no name. dictionary.reference.com defines exclusivity as some of the following: incompatible shutting out all others from a part or share noting that in which no others have a share disposed to [...]

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Valium and Big Macs

1 Comment Posted by on July 8, 2009

An open letter from Kevin Myers to the new US Ambassador: In the US, hostage-takers demand $10m, a plane, and parachutes. Our boys In Mountjoy demanded Valium and some Big Macs. How pathetic is that? Welcome, Dan Rooney, to Ireland. And like many a US ambassador before you, prepare to be gravely disappointed. I once [...]

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where the streets have no name

2 Comments Posted by on July 5, 2009

I was in the the fashionable “no name” bar in Dublin last night. It was full of attitude after we spent a few minutes in the short queue at the door. My friend said it was like a hangout for desperate women, desperate men too it seems. One country girl got shitty to the extreme [...]

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o gara fail

1 Comment Posted by on June 28, 2009

O’Gara who came on as a sub in the 2nd Lions vs SA test and fucked it up with a mid air tackle gone wrong. I would like to have seen him finish the kick he gave away under pressure. I will leave it up to the nz herald to do the talking: “Ireland have [...]

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toast is going to germany

1 Comment Posted by on June 10, 2009

I am off to the land of chocolate tomorrow for a week of rest and resuscitation. Some of my favourite words in german: “Toast” – Toast. “Freudische Fehlleistung”- a Freudian mistake achievement. “Lust” – to express a small desire in something. “Ich hab lust auf Pizza” – means I want to eat pizza and not [...]

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what a girl wants

Comments Off Posted by on June 10, 2009

independent.ie “Irelands only Page 3″ model Claire Tully on what a girl wants: “We wanted to know what Irish women really want, so we decided to ask Claire Tully. With the body of a glamour model and the brains of a PhD, Claire is the thinking Irishman’s crumpet. But, she tells Julia Molony, she’s finding [...]

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babys got a temper

Comments Off Posted by on May 12, 2009

Some rather scary news: More than a million potentially dangerous sedatives have been stolen from a warehouse in north Dublin overnight. Seventeen 25 litre drums containing one million Zopiclone sleeping pill as well as one drum containing 83,000 Flunitrazepam tablets were taken in the raid in the Baldoyle Industrial Estate, Dublin 13. Flunitrazepam is the [...]

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hogan knows best

1 Comment Posted by on May 12, 2009

Hulk said he understand O.J. and has had thoughts of murdering his ex wife. Hulk said: “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, [...]

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the queen is dead … to o’gara

1 Comment Posted by on May 8, 2009

They were supposed to shake hands with the Queen … look at BOD’s reaction , I wonder if ROG asked her “hows the form girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl” – must have been something funny. Supposedly he was telling her what a great guy harry the nazi is, all the while feeling his balls.

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