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whats another year?

Comments Off Posted by on March 9, 2010

I read with great interest in the Tribune last weekend that: Some people date the decline of our economy to the moment we sent Dustin the Turkey, a national in-joke, to mock our European neighbours with a terrible novelty song. In the past we took the Eurovision song contest very seriously. When Dana won in [...]

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idiots

3 Comments Posted by on March 3, 2010

The Irish Times own both Ireland.com and myhome.ie – They paid 50 million for the latter. I read with interest There are hopes that renewed activity may be taking place in the property market after website MyHome.ie said the number of second-hand properties that were “sale agreed” in January rose significantly. The property site, which [...]

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money for nothin

Comments Off Posted by on March 1, 2010

Probably bullshit: The proceeds of an unclaimed €10,000 scratch card are to be donated to charity after the winner ate the card. The unnamed man was flying with Ryanair from Krakow in Poland to East Midlands Airport in Britain when he won €10,000 with the scratch card. He ate it after being told he could [...]

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live TV boob

Comments Off Posted by on February 3, 2010

I have of late,—but wherefore I know not,—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises. I did however find this funny. A banker has been left red-faced after being caught looking at racy near-nude photographs on his computer live on Australian television. The Macquarie Private Wealth employee in Sydney clicked up the images of [...]

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Seven deadly sins, Seven ways to win

3 Comments Posted by on December 23, 2009

Seven deadly sins Seven ways to win Seven holy paths to hell And your trip begins Seven downward slopes Seven bloodied hopes Seven are your burning fires, Seven your desires * I was told lately that pride I took in something was one of the deadly sins. I wondered how many of other ones would [...]

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booze fuelled mayhem

Comments Off Posted by on December 16, 2009

toast is in bad condition owing to the boozing that comes at this time of year. I was at the depeche mode concert on thursday in the old point depot. There was a huge crowd and it looked like a lot of couples but the guys were a lot more interested than the girls. I [...]

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prada handbags and suvs

5 Comments Posted by on December 9, 2009

Follow up to jeep-coffee-cunt: I hate SUV’s a lot. The drivers are the most ignorant road users and the people fail to understand the tiny roads here don’t accomodate these pricks. I had considered going the extra step and start burn them like some hippies do in the States. Jeff “Free” Luers, who is serving [...]

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an irish house is like an irish woman

3 Comments Posted by on December 8, 2009

A newish show on RTE lampoons property this week. The Savage Eye. At 19:55: an Irish house is like an Irish woman. They think they are a lot better than they actually are. They only want rich people to go inside them. Irish women are enjoying better enjoy the fact that men want to ride [...]

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squinting to 20/20

1 Comment Posted by on December 8, 2009

A GALWAY eye surgeon has described as “unprecedented” the rise in the number of cases of an eye condition which he says can be directly attributed to people staring at the sun during recent events at the Knock shrine. Dr Eamonn O’Donoghue, a consultant ophthalmologist surgeon in University Hospital Galway, says the hospital would usually [...]

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the million woman march

Comments Off Posted by on December 1, 2009

There is a competition on Facebook to get a group of 1 million males or 1 million females. You have to admire the guy who goes on and starts to call over 112000 women slobs. It was removed straight away but replaced with other jokes. Reminiscent of The Million Man March

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