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Tag Archives: noisy neighbours

are you jack the ripper?

1 Comment Posted by on July 4, 2009

I met some drunken female neighbours at the Luas a few months ago, the night before some munster match. It was at around 11 on a Friday night and they asked me loads of questions and it was pretty funny. I met the older one on Thursday evening and she was walking her parents dog [...]

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its true, never answer the door

1 Comment Posted by on June 29, 2009

… unless you are expecting someone. I guess I should have expected something. This happened after taking it up a notch and then late night laundry. An attractive blonde Irish girl from upstairs called down. She appeared concerned and thought my note was a bit strong. She said they wanted to talk about to see [...]

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late night laundry

3 Comments Posted by on June 28, 2009

I am leaving a note in the neighbours letterbox: I might send it to passiveaggressivenotes.com

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make up sex?

Comments Off Posted by on May 25, 2009

My upstairs neighbours were at it last night, and I mean fighting. I know this because the air vents actually spread sound. It was 1am and boy was she letting him have it. I think the stress of being a live-in high heeled lover cleaner cook is too much for her. I clearly heard her [...]

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million dollar booby

2 Comments Posted by on May 21, 2009

This is about where I live and is taken from http://www.askaboutmoney.com/showthread.php?p=278092: a few eejits back in 2006: Apartment launched today – have to say its a lovely development. We had a look at them today. All the two beds are already gone and they are taking cancelations. I can’t believe it. – what ? Nice [...]

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taking it up a notch

4 Comments Posted by on May 16, 2009

This follows after http://atoast2toast.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/time-to-move/ I rang the doorbell of the house next door and there was no answer. I went back and left a note explaining that unfortuntately due to the layout of the apartments it appeared that her washing machine was next to where I slept and could we talk about it. She called [...]

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fight club

Comments Off Posted by on May 15, 2009

This morning I was woken at 6 am by the neighbours sink and/or blender. I put ear plugs in but was woken again at 8 by the dishwasher and/or washing machine. I only wish I lived in a place like this as described in Fight Club:

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time to move

2 Comments Posted by on May 12, 2009

Everything electric in my new apartment seems to be broken (fridge freezer, en suite shower, intercom) – I asked the nice lady if they would reduce the rent, that was’nt going to work. I told her “the thought had crossed my mind that I might move again” and I asked her if she would’nt mind [...]

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reverse peephole sex

2 Comments Posted by on May 12, 2009

3 people have found my blog using this search term. I had a post about a reverse peephole but it was based on the Seinfeld episode of the same name. Kramer and Newman are going to reverse the peepholes on their doors so they can see from the outside if someone is waiting for them [...]

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a scammer darkly

2 Comments Posted by on April 17, 2009

This was in my letterbox with with a handwritten address and no stamp. It was addressed to the legal owner of the property. I called the guy to tell him he is crazy.

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