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Tag Archives: lampin out cars

deadly reactions

It was wet this morning on one of the only sections of Irish road that you could call a motorway. I was on my way to work travelling at around 60 mph. I noticed a cubic metre box lift from the back of a flatbed truck. What turned out to be building supplies rose up [...]

CORK ACCENTS

advertisers must find the cork accent is both amusing and authoritative

emergency kebab

The Gardai continue their tradition of parking on double yellow lines while ordering fast food. This is on the corner of a junction at Harcourt street. Slap on the hazard lights and order us a quarter pounder meal will ye there lads.

a song for katy

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine. If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine. She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine. Discussion about the involvement of a “40 year old friend to the stars and porn models socialite truck driver” and the death of [...]

crimebusters

I saw this on the RTE news tonight on the segment about Jihad Jane: The gardai are parked on the footpath outside the barracks! It reminded me of the concerned person in galway who has video taped some awful parking in Galway, set to eerie music:

whats another year?

I read with great interest in the Tribune last weekend that: Some people date the decline of our economy to the moment we sent Dustin the Turkey, a national in-joke, to mock our European neighbours with a terrible novelty song. In the past we took the Eurovision song contest very seriously. When Dana won in [...]

motown

I found this while looking for some info about Jim McDaid the former Irish Junior transport Minister who drove the wrong way down a dual carriageway well over the legal limit. It is the Moville Co.Donegal St Patricks Day parade 2007: stilt walkers: lebelled as centra:

RANK

Follow up to some long forgotten rants about taxi’s THE TAXI industry in Ireland has changed dramatically over the past 10 years. According to figures from the Commission for Taxi Regulation, there were 4,218 taxis in 2000, before deregulation, and on January 1st this year there were 21,139. The face of the industry has also [...]

funereal

stony grey soil

O stony grey soil of Monaghan The laugh from my love you thieved; You took the gay child of my passion And gave me your clod-conceived. You clogged the feet of my boyhood And I believed that my stumble Had the poise and stride of Apollo And his voice my thick-tongued mumble. You told me [...]

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