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Tag Archives: kiwi rant

turnstile tackler

1 Comment Posted by on April 20, 2009

Ronan is known as ‘the turnstile tackler’ in the Southern hemisphere, particularly in New Zealand where I saw him play for the lions. He wouldn’t last a minute in the super 12′s, whose final I was at the week previous. I have heard fans in Lansdowne road shouting “you chicken” at him. That is not [...]

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guest rant #2 – wheelie bags

2 Comments Posted by on February 28, 2009

this is from the artful Roger who hails from n-zed. I think living in London is getting to him: I often wonder if modern medicine is such a good thing after all. I mean nature intended that the weak and stupid get weeded out, right? Take for example the people that own those bags with [...]

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The girl who loves everything … almost

1 Comment Posted by on February 15, 2009

I was in a bar last night and I met a girl from new zealand. She seemed to love everything in the world … almost. She loved new zealand, especially loved sydney and australia, she loved london, new york. She loved the mountains, the sea, whales, being indoors, being outdoors, going for dinner, not going [...]

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