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emergency kebab

6 Comments Posted by on June 21, 2010

The Gardai continue their tradition of parking on double yellow lines while ordering fast food. This is on the corner of a junction at Harcourt street. Slap on the hazard lights and order us a quarter pounder meal will ye there lads.

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poxegen

1 Comment Posted by on July 11, 2009

I am going to brave the elements to go to poxegen music festival today. It is famous for the worst campsite and the most crime of any gathering in Ireland. I am going late so it is at least a bit dark and nobody will recognise me. My friends band are playing late on a [...]

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guardians of the sauce

Comments Off Posted by on March 18, 2009

one of our leading economists Morgan Kelly said “in the past we were portrayed as a “bunch of feckless Micks ruled by priests and gombeen men” – I am not so sure if it is the past he is talking about. The Garda Siochana are the defenders of the peace. I think it is their [...]

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too good looking

1 Comment Posted by on March 15, 2009

I am in London in an attempt to escape the Irish day of celebration. There was a guy at the next gate in Dublin airport getting on the plane to Switzerland. He was standing up watching the Man U game with 2KG’s of dairy milk chocolate in the back pocket of his jeans. He was [...]

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Iranian Kebab

Comments Off Posted by on March 6, 2009

I had a weird conversation with the guy working in zaytoon last night. He looked at me like I had 2 heads when I didn’t want chips with my chicken shish kebab. I was waiting and they were all talking behind the counter. I went to get my food and I said “what language is [...]

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irelands call

1 Comment Posted by on February 27, 2009

4 members of the Irish rugby team were outside Gotham Cafe last night in their tracksuits. They were led not very successfully by Donncha O’Callaghan. He looked in the window and everyone in the place looked out at them. I turned away from them to tell my friend that tobasco on a pizza is great. [...]

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fryer, fryer, fryer

Comments Off Posted by on February 17, 2009

I had an idea about a website dedicated to cops on the phone and cops eating but it never really took off. Here is a photo of an on duty ban-garda having a munch. One has to wonder how someone decided their old deep fat fryer (including oil) should go in the recycling where I [...]

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