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merry new year

Comments Off Posted by on January 3, 2010

I went to a party on new years eve and had to walk most of the way home. I tried to get on the aircoach but the driver wouldnt open the door. Walking past the Westin hotel some American guy in his 40s was shouting at the porter “i need availability”. It was 5 in [...]

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king of the culchies

3 Comments Posted by on December 3, 2009

The Culchie Wrap (no audio available): Now being a Culchie is not so tough, you might look funny and a small bit rough, some of us are single and some are dads, but I’ll tell you one thing, we’re the finest lads. Its time to bring my Culchie Wrap to a close, I’ve to go [...]

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fianna fail fail

Comments Off Posted by on November 20, 2009

Incredibly obvious and not even funny: Incredibly strange:

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Conspicuous Consumption

1 Comment Posted by on November 20, 2009

I learned about this in college. There was a lot going on in Ireland lately: The term conspicuous consumption was introduced by economist and sociologist Thorstein Veblen in his 1899 book The Theory of the Leisure Class. Veblen used the term to depict the behavioral characteristic of the nouveau riche, a class emerging in the [...]

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AER LINGUS (EI) Flight 729

1 Comment Posted by on November 16, 2009

I was in Manchester airport yesterday. Unfortunately I was waiting for a Ryanair flight to Dublin and my path crossed some Irish people. A few were pricing duty free chocolate. They were a fiver but too rich for the guy who was asking. I bought a lot of spiced rum and some other things which [...]

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frontline phreak out

Comments Off Posted by on November 13, 2009

Nearly as funny as A man is due before Dublin District Court tomorrow morning following an incident in which a car was driven against the main doors of RTÉ’s television studios in Donnybrook last night. Shortly after 11pm the man, identified by RTÉ Security as Paul Stokes, drove the car onto the RTÉ campus in [...]

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the virgin mary is very angry

Comments Off Posted by on October 29, 2009

“Black Jesus” – Everlast They call me white Devil, black Jesus Heaven closes, Hell freezes Ego’s trippin’, scripts keep flippin’ Bloods keep bloodin’, Crips keep crippin’ Time keeps slippin’ and I keep fallin’ I can’t see but I hear them callin’, ballers ballin’ Players playin’, haters fightin’, righteous prayin’ The faith that is based on [...]

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more deranged ramblings of a madman

1 Comment Posted by on October 15, 2009

tribune.ie: This guy is bearish on property, it is expresses a demented style of writing made famous in Ireland, namely the drunken style. commented, on August 6, 2009 at 6:37 a.m.: I dont know about that PHIL, dont you think they would miss their mammies. I mean their MAMAS were the ones who boasted about [...]

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oktoberfest is here

Comments Off Posted by on October 5, 2009

The Oktoberfest in the financial centre is back. It is best avoided by night as it attracts every weirdo South Co Dublin seems to produce. 26 seconds into this video more accurately desribes the people you will meet in the dark outside if you dont want to pay for a ticket for the tent: http://www.paulaner-oktoberfest.com/video.htm [...]

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whoa says Ned

Comments Off Posted by on September 24, 2009

As if we needed our pig farmer turned politician telling us how Nama helps those moronic property developers: Ned O’Keeffe (FF TD, Cork) said yesterday in the Dáil debate: “It is with great pride that I support my Minister, Deputy Brian Lenihan, in introducing this wonderful and badly needed rescue of the economy, property developers [...]

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