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Tag Archives: garbled

whoot there it is

"RIP Brian Lenihan"? Seriously? Just because you die doesn't mean you get de-cunted.— Kitta Please (@Fluffykins2009) June 10, 2011

alan shearer morrison burger fail

Alan Shearer hawking cheap burgers for even cheaper Morrisons. People think that Thierry Henri sets a bad example to kids who want to get into sports but here you can see the former captain of England grilling a dozen boigas which cost a foiva. As someone on twitter said “Alan Shearer looks like such a [...]

bono is 50

Follow up to http://atoast2toast.com/2009/10/20/a-nicht-nicht/. Bono is 50 and U2 fans around the world rejoyce. Here he is looking awkward in Bruno: He wrote an article for the new york times last year called ‘It’s 2009. Do You Know Where Your Soul Is?’ one of the comments says it all: Spare us the pompous hypocritical lecturing [...]

oh no

apparently everyone in Ireland loves Ellen De Generes and Crystal Meth are the focal point.

RANK

Follow up to some long forgotten rants about taxi’s THE TAXI industry in Ireland has changed dramatically over the past 10 years. According to figures from the Commission for Taxi Regulation, there were 4,218 taxis in 2000, before deregulation, and on January 1st this year there were 21,139. The face of the industry has also [...]

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It would be unlike me to ignore Ronan O’Gara this week. He was set up by the media after all. First it was Kevin Myers having a go at him and every Irish person it seems. Ronan was then credited with this well written letter. I HAVE to reply to the scurrilous article by Kevin [...]

copper face jacks st.

Lets face it, harcourt st at night may aswell be called Copper Face Jacks St. The night club itself is apparently becoming popular and “the fake tan is rubbing off on the farmers tan to create a muddy, bloody blend of sleaze and public order offences”. Mary C. from dublin writes: writes: If you’re a [...]

the irish mind and bonos inner dynamism

IDA Ireland has enlisted the support of Bono, the U2 singer, and the artist Louis le Brocquy in a 4 million drive to market Ireland as a prime business location for US multinationals. In language far removed from IDA Ireland’s typical investment parlance, the body said “le Brocquy aimed to make a recognisable image of [...]

repressed lesbian gardai

And a redneck garda driving a pikeys horse and trap:

Romantic Ireland’s dead and gone

independent.ie According to the lonely planet The chat, the craic and the porter black remain Ireland’s best lures to draw tourists to our shores and not our new-fangled chai lattes, spas and Pilates classes, the new edition of ‘Lonely Planet Ireland’ claims. … Ironically, for a country associated with 40 shades of one colour, we [...]

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