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Tag Archives: dublin

king of the culchies

The Culchie Wrap (no audio available): Now being a Culchie is not so tough, you might look funny and a small bit rough, some of us are single and some are dads, but I’ll tell you one thing, we’re the finest lads. Its time to bring my Culchie Wrap to a close, I’ve to go [...]

get a life beatch, east wall

please watch this! it was written by a friend of toast

exit planet spud

For some people leaving their native land is a terrible idea. For me it is something I look forward to and have to do quiet often for my own sanity. Unfortunately when passing through the airport an ipod full of heavy metal it is still not enough to block out the sights and sounds of [...]

Irelands crumbling Infrastructure

This was my preferred route to work in the morning until the gas company decided to turn it into a road from a warzone:

metallica in marlay park

€82.50 to see Metallica on Saturday. MCD billed it as something completely different when the tickets went on sale in February. They yanked one of the biggest bands and said absolutely nothing. Then they replaced thin lizzy with a band who play at the annual thin lizzy tribute show. I emailed ticketmaster before the show [...]

exclusivity

I have been thinking about the concept of exclusivity when it comes to club membership in Ireland. This is following where the streets have no name. dictionary.reference.com defines exclusivity as some of the following: incompatible shutting out all others from a part or share noting that in which no others have a share disposed to [...]

psychoanalysing the irish

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever” (Sigmund Freud – about the Irish) There were various reactions expressed by others when the above quote first appeared in my printed list of Irish songs for St. Patrick’s Day – some were outraged, while others laughed their heads off. Possibly [...]

holy hand-grenade of Antioch

The freaks were out tonight. I blame the interruption in Irelands best summer since 1995. That came in the form of insane thunder and lightning and freak torrential rain. Maybe there is a God and this is his reminder of the price of getting the things we always wanted in Ireland. I was in Dundrum [...]

plausible deniability

Plausible deniability refers to the denial of blame in loose and informal chains of command where upper rungs quarantine the blame to the lower rungs. In the case that illegal or otherwise disreputable and unpopular activities become public, high-ranking officials may deny any awareness of such act or any connection to the agents used to [...]

traffic fail

The local authority have fucked up the Sandyford M50 interchange in more ways than I thought could be possible. Roundabouts continue to be a mystery to locals and foreigners alike however here is the procedure: All bets are off a 3 lane roundabout . In Sandyford you use the right lane to go straight ahead [...]

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