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Tag Archives: dodgy

busted

Google captured a marvelous rural scene which rivals Bertie on streetview:

justice denied

I got three summons in December for an ‘alleged incident’ that took place in June that I wrote about in always something there to remind you. Garda A tried his best to be fair the day he stopped me but his complete lack of any form of procedure and his shell bracelet annoyed me so [...]

IT’S ALL GONE THONG

I saw this on the front of the Wurdeld as it was laying on a table next to me yesterday, honestly, it was in a hotel lobby, I dont know who put it there but like a car crash I couldnt stop looking. THE Sunday World today lays bare the antics of the revellers behind [...]

so dumb

from the state where they have leprechauns with that gold yo, its antoine dodson Hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands cus they rapin everybody up in here and the inevitable remix

rasherfest

The running of the bulls comes to Ireland. Anything is possible even wearing bacon on your clothes and running away from people trying to eat you. The only time I recall seeing a village decorated like this was Ballyporeen when Ronald O’Reagan ‘found his roots’ and came to visit in 1984.

a song for katy

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine. If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine. She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine. Discussion about the involvement of a “40 year old friend to the stars and porn models socialite truck driver” and the death of [...]

tv fail

a bargain at 125 euros: gumtree.ie

yellowbellied hurling pr0n

independent.ie A Wexford hurling star has claimed that his appearance in a porn movie has not affected his sporting career. Greg Jacob, who was a member of the Wexford senior hurling panel, appeared in a video alongside busty British blonde porn star Tanya Tate. Mr Jacob, from Enniscorthy, Co Wexford, said his decision to take [...]

nama nama nama nameleon

Lacking in new material at the moment so I am rehashing some old stuff. Every newspaper over the Easter weekend was filled with NAMA and the bank holiday roads contained the Celtic Tigers bastard offspring – the SUV badly driven by emotionally confused nouveau riche. Granted there are now less than before – maybe the [...]

theres no german for blowjob

Michael O’Leary describes his plans for long haul flights at a press conference in Germany: I think he is hanging out with the porn model from his calendar.

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