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Tag Archives: burger

happy meal

There’s nothing quite like a McDonald’s. A retired prison guard ate his 25,000th Big Mac this week, 39 years after eating his first … nine. Don Gorske was honored Tuesday during a ceremony at a McDonald’s in his hometown of Fond du Lac. Surely McDonald’s most loyal customer, Gorske was recognized by Guinness World Records [...]

front page news

This morning I noticed many strangely dressed types pulling trolley bags around Ballsbridge . I figured they were international media and banking types who were around for ‘black thursday’. I hope they don’t see the paper of record today. The main news is there, devoid of any approval seeking behaviour but the top of the [...]

minimum requirement for entry

I know I am always picking on the gardai but they came in useful over halloween for some things, mostly related to food and humour. I saw a patrol car parked on the footpath and wondered if there was an emergency. Then I saw the inevitable garda exit the embassy grill with a big bag [...]

rasherfest

The running of the bulls comes to Ireland. Anything is possible even wearing bacon on your clothes and running away from people trying to eat you. The only time I recall seeing a village decorated like this was Ballyporeen when Ronald O’Reagan ‘found his roots’ and came to visit in 1984.

emergency kebab

The Gardai continue their tradition of parking on double yellow lines while ordering fast food. This is on the corner of a junction at Harcourt street. Slap on the hazard lights and order us a quarter pounder meal will ye there lads.

alan shearer morrison burger fail

Alan Shearer hawking cheap burgers for even cheaper Morrisons. People think that Thierry Henri sets a bad example to kids who want to get into sports but here you can see the former captain of England grilling a dozen boigas which cost a foiva. As someone on twitter said “Alan Shearer looks like such a [...]

get out more

Those ads for the pubs of dublin on the radio piss me off – they promise ‘a snog down a laneway or a burger in a 50′s diner’ after a night out. The reality is more like a fight on the street or a 20 euro meal in eddie rockets. Who needs to advertise booze [...]

fairy house

From the irish independent – our glorious leader stands with the poise of Apollo, sadly he is next to someone munching on a burger: Thanks to Ed for that, photos of people in embarassing situations wanted! Earlier this year: Cowen and the Tayto man:

cheese and toast special

I got this via email – it is an extract from the world cheese book on bbc.co.uk The email said “After reading the lies here I made the real map. See corrections in red.” Once upon a time, 3,000 dairy farm wives took paddle and churn to the fresh milk that was not consumed by [...]

not far from the magic stone of blarney

… is the moving statue of Ballinspittle. This follows the blessed and holy magic treestump of rathkeale that people are worshipping. 70% of people saw something. One lady got her hearing back after 30 years and another got a shock and didnt need her walkign stick after. It cured someone else who was paralysed. The [...]

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