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Europe according to Battlefield

Out: Ireland Portugal Greece
In: Israel, Saudi Arabia, Russia

nikita from tallafornia (nsfw)

From the girl who says “backstabbin two faced whoooooooooore” – its the lap dance scene in the latest episode of tallafornia aka SCARLAFORNIA:

Admittedly I watched two episodes and there was the sex scene:

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scamming fail

Brazilian scammer’s incompetent attempt at ID theft uses pic of Jack Nicholson

A barmy Brazilian failed to adhere to what would probably be considered one of the first rules of identity theft: don’t try and pass yourself off as an internationally-recognised member of the Hollywood A-list.

This principle seemed to elude one resident of Recife in the north-eastern state of Pernambuco however, as his government-issued ID came illustrated with a picture of Jack Nicholson.

Ricardo Sergio Freire de Barros was arrested after he reportedly tried to use the fake ID bearing the two time Oscar-winning actor’s likeness to open a bank account.

Arresting officers demonstrated keen powers of detection, noting: “There is no resemblance between the suspect and actor.”

The image used was a portrait taken by New York photographer Martin Schoeller in 2003 that appeared in Entertainment Weekly.

Underneath the snap, Barros had made some effort to cover up the scam by signing the name ‘João Pedro dos Santos’. And that’s As Good as It Got.

Having been under investigation for three months, Barros was arrested outside the bank on Tuesday.

He had five other false IDs on him – although only one contained the picture of the 74-year-old leading man.

Reports claim that Barros also had 36 cheque books, four credit cards and other false documents − including a statement of income for nearly $1.2 million − at the time of arrest.

The 47-year-old was charged with using fake documents and falsifying public documents.

mirror.co.uk

haw-hawe

the killing fields

Incredibly tasteless headline on the Daily Mirror:

the final leg

Photos from the last days of the trip. We were in Sao Paulo city centre and visited Mercado Municipal (photos below). There are also some museums in the area but they were closed that day. We walked through Cracolândia to get there – I think I saw Whitney Huston hitting the crack pipe under a blanket, strange as she had reportedly died the day before.

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I had a tough two weeks adjusting to being home. I had that familiar feeling of dread when I saw some Irish people for the first time in a month – two sunburned girls muttering to each other and carrying duty free at Sao Paulo Airport. We came back via Frankfurt and I had never slept so well on a flight (probably due to a window seat and a memory foam cushion and noise cancelling headphones on a night flight). I woke up somewhere over Spain, much to my delight. We had a lot of time in Frankfurt so took a trip to the city centre. It was eerily quiet and I asked a waiter if it was a holiday – he told me it was a wet tuesday so nobody came into the city (he also complimented me on my command of their language). We walked by the ECB and the Euro Symbol and we were nearly the only ones on the street. Frankfurts reputation for dullness seems well deserved.

We went back to the Airport and sat at the gate to wait the last flight. We were suddenly surrounded by fifty farmers from all over Ireland who I heard were brought out by John Deere to see a new tractor being built. They were a motley bunch of rednecks from every part of the land. One was farting and another was shouting “the cunt this, the cunt that”. I texted a friend to register my disgust. He told me there were 4.5 million of them waiting for me on my return. A few days later I was back listening to people whinging about bailing out Anglo and others wishing it was 2006 again.

enda needs a haircut

ah gwan, give us a few quid

Enda should do the guilt trip:

The US, Canada, Britain, France, Greece, and other signatories at the London Debt Agreement of 1953 granted Chancellor Konrad Adenauer a 50pc haircut on all German debt, worth 70pc in relief with stretched maturities. There was a five-year moratorium on interest payments.

The express purpose was to give Germany enough oxygen to rebuild its economy, and to help hold the line against Soviet overreach. This sweeping debt forgiveness caused heartburn for the British – then in dire financial straits, themselves forced to go cap in hand to Washington for loans. The Greeks had to forgo some war reparations.

Yet statesmanship prevailed. The finance ministers of the day agreed to overlook the moral origins of that debt, and the moral hazard of “rewarding” a country that had so disturbed the European order. The Wirtschaftswunder whittled down the burden of German debts to modest levels within a decade. Germany emerged as a vibrant democracy and a pillar of the western security system. Greece has less strategic relevance, and must comply with tougher terms.

telegraph:

We need money for new Mercedes-Benzs as the ones bought in 2006 are now almost worthless:

From the Election 2011 video:

get your haircut and get a job you hippy

stevie wonder twitter

government selling state assets

China to be “reliable friend” to Ireland – yes, we trust you China (to put us working in your salt mines).

1 Cliffs of Moher and 1 Riverdance, for sale. Do I hear 50 Chinese Yuan?

Deal done.

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