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miami bath salts zombie cannibal

looks like the manufacturers of bath salts found a new market outside of Ireland: Several vehicles, including buses and even three bicyclists, went past on a Miami street as a naked man chewed the face off a homeless man Saturday in what has been called a zombie-like attack, video footage posted by the Miami Herald [...]

facebook y u no

azerbaijan

I was surprised to see that Azerbaijan resembled Dubai more than neighbouring Khazakstan from Borat. This is the reason for such progress, from Greg Palast When I was arrested by the military police of Azerbaijan during my investigation of BP for Channel 4′s Dispatches in 2010, one of the cops who surrounded our crew in [...]

ginger / beard / bodysuit / codpiece

The only option for balding gingers is to grow a beard – but why not add a tricolour bodystocking and a freaky dance

viva la merkelution

ACTUNG! DEBT SLAVES

If there is one thing I have learned about the European Parliament it is that when Nigel Farage talks you listen and he kindly asks that you read this information leaflet which arrived through the door. (The graphic on the front page depicts the 100 Euro note with the Arch on fire. I would have [...]

failbook

According to the Irish Times: Some workers at Facebook’s European headquarters in Dublin stood to earn tens of thousands of euro with the flotation. I infer from the above that one or two get 10 grand and the rest probably get enough for a few pints. I worked at enough dodgy dot com companies to [...]

look what an asshole mark zuckerberg really is

Mark Zuckerberg’s Secret IMs From College: businessinsider.com

this woman is a digit short

She will wake up on your couch and have no clue who you are As one of the commenters says: Any girl who would pass out in your house and tell you to go fuck yourself is a cunt. This is a mobile network aimed at cunts.

class discrimination

borrowed from “the GAP”

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