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Monthly Archives: June 2012

the phone stalks you

Samsung Galaxy S3

Then it explodes beside you

daft goal sing song

Just when you thought it was safe the greatest living Irish man Keano returns to tell it as it is.

I love the way his voice changes when he says “daft goals” and “sing song”. Some of the youtube comments are the usual “Keano deserted Ireland” but I was quite happy to see a lot of people say “he was right then and is right now”.

Some classic Keano quotes: “if you do the same things all the time and get the same results all the time its a sign of insanity to think things will change” – I know he did not create this saying but he used it in his book. Another favourite of mine is “I like dogs, unlike people dogs dont talk shite”.

Then of course there is the one he will be remembered for in Saipan (he denies calling Mick McCarthy a cunt for what its worth). This has been hanging in my house for the best part of 10 years.

When looking for the exact Keano quote on insanity I came across this funny article in the mirror:

Confirmation of the Keane’s agitated state quickly followed when he tossed a few curt words at Jamie Carragher after the Liverpool player dared to suggest that Cristiano Ronaldo still wasn’t an all-time great because he’s yet to boss a major tournament or change the outcome of a Champions League.

Keane counted to ten in his head, which took about two seconds, and launched a volley of statistics at the chastened Scouser. Sixty goals last season, medals galore at club level. C-Ron’s only 27, but in Keane’s rotating eyes, he’s one of the greats.

Carragher was defeated and we probably won’t see him again after this. Keane needs new cohorts, fresh, tougher competition, a reason to get out of bed and open the curtains. For tomorrow’s ITV coverage, I’m pretty sure we’ll be looking at a line-up of Keane, snarling dartsman Ted ‘The Count’ Hankey and, if the paperwork goes through in time, perma-jailed headcase Charles Bronson. They’ll probably all be naked, chewing on the carcass of an antelope.

When searching for Keano insanity beard I came across this

strangely these images were side by side:

I think this is the sort of stuff Roy is complaining about – shoes off for the bayaz in green?

I love the comment from MrFunkehMonkeh : “yer man horsing the shit out of the roll, I bet there’s no butter on it either hahaha”.

On a more serious note, I hope the Germans are watching the people on the rain sodden island they inherited due to their generosity and our stupidity. They will surely spot Keano and know he is the man for job of president (and not just of the FAI, I mean the country).

her diary vs his

fat ugly or slutty

A website called fatuglyorslutty.com keeps track of in game abuse females receive from males:

“You are a dumb slut, you stupid whore, I would rape you…” was one example reported to Microsoft – and was sent from an account that is still active.

more on bbc.co.uk

miami bath salts zombie cannibal

looks like the manufacturers of bath salts found a new market outside of Ireland:

Several vehicles, including buses and even three bicyclists, went past on a Miami street as a naked man chewed the face off a homeless man Saturday in what has been called a zombie-like attack, video footage posted by the Miami Herald shows.

The footage, taken by security cameras on the Herald building in downtown Miami, shows the entire 18-minute attack, which ended when a police officer shot the attacker after he did not stop his assault on the homeless man.

The video quality is poor, and facial details and the gore of the scene are not visible. But the movements of those involved are. The shooting itself is obscured by the bridge that carries Miami’s Metromover tramway over the site of the attack on the MacArthur Causeway.

It’s not clear how much of the attack motorists could have seen, as there is a waist-high concrete barrier between the road and the sidewalk where the attack took place, but one of the bicyclists passed on the sidewalk, and one driver slowed down to look at the scene.

The footage shows that attacker, identified by Miami-Dade Police as Rudy Eugene, 31, walking along the sidewalk and then stopping in a shaded area created by the tramway bridge. He apparently attacks the victim, dragging him out from the shade, stripping the victim’s clothes off and then beating him as the victim kicks his legs in an apparent attempt to fight back.

The attacker then spends several minutes crouched over the victim, including when a bicyclist rolls by on the sidewalk and a white sedan rolls very slowly past the scene.

Police said at least five of those passers-by called to the report the incident, according to the Miami Herald report accompanying the video.

When a patrol car arrives, the officer appears to draw his gun quickly, but the actual shooting is blocked by the tramway overpass.

Larry Vega witnessed the attack and spoke to CNN affiliate WSVN.

“The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like ripping his skin. It was just a blob of blood,” he told WSVN.

cnn

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