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newcastle fan lets it all hang out

Video has been deleted but this is what it showed:

I thought it was photoshopped at first but either way it is funny.

In other news: I have not had much to write about the last week or two as I was away from the pc for a while and I am busy concentrating on other things (like watching the sopranos, spartacus blood and sand, alan partridge, peep show and psychoville).

I am going to Brazil for a month from next weekend so outbursts will be minimal until mid Feb.

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15 Responses to newcastle fan lets it all hang out

  1. sdaedalus January 9, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Enjoy Brazil.

    At least there won’t be too many Irish women there. :-)

    I read this and for some reason thought immediately of you.

    http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/Top-ten-things-to-dislike-about-Irish-women-121554514.html

    • atoast2toast January 9, 2012 at 6:37 pm

      thank you for your well wishes

      I read both very funny – mammys boys with wooly jumpers who drink too much and cant cook vs sex and the city girls who drink pints and have clothes sent over the the shtates from dunnes stores, bizarre

  2. atoast2toast January 9, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    oh and who can forget the fake tan and the barking of orders

    • sdaedalus January 9, 2012 at 6:42 pm

      well what really resonated with me was the bit where we suspect you of saying things with hidden meanings

      it’s easy to forget how simple you Irish guys are really :-)

      • atoast2toast January 9, 2012 at 6:59 pm

        No hidden meanings with me, let me say it clearly : “I know what you are starting”!

        The women are a mix of old and new but with the men it sounds like they are talking about some 60 year old married couple who have lived in america for 30 years. They bicker and moan and despise each. They stick it out in respect for the institution of marriage and how it might look if they broke up. They sit in near silence eating the bacon and cabbage and she asks him “is the dinner ok?”, it tastes like burnt ashes but he grumbles “tis”. She says “wha?”, pretending she cannot hear him. She burns it on purpose because she resents how he managed to get a job and did better at fitting in. She hates his happiness. Has actual friends unlike her who only knows the barren old biddies from the church choir.

        He does not want to cause trouble as she quizzes him on the exact meaning of “tis”.

        They both know that rejection of the dinner is really a rejection of her. She looking for confirmation that he is a broken man and wont stray too far. Utter loneliness is what she fears more than anything and even a loveless marriage is better by comparison.

    • sdaedalus January 9, 2012 at 7:55 pm

      @Toast

      that would make a lovely play for the Abbey :-)

      • sdaedalus January 9, 2012 at 7:55 pm

        the story above, not the craigslist thing, that’d be more the olympia.

        • atoast2toast January 9, 2012 at 8:06 pm

          it was just an example of how loved the irish men are by women from other cultures, it is like an adopt a wounded dog scheme (wounded by years of abuse from irish wimmin)

      • atoast2toast January 9, 2012 at 8:05 pm

        Ha ha, glad you like it – I could make it more depressing by adding that they left Ireland after the man was released from jail for the manslaughter of the priest who raped him in school.

        I have seen three things in the abbey (most recently was roddy doyles the inspector, interesting) – it seems to me that they spend most of their money on the set design

  3. unemployable January 19, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Enjoy the Brazilian trannies they are better then the Thai ones you love so much :P
    Did I tell you the wife is expecting? We were thinking of calling it Dexter.

    • atoast2toast January 29, 2012 at 5:29 pm

      congrats on the baby – with a name like that he will definetly grow up to be a killer – you will be disappointed that I have no tranny news for you – gamma goblins reccomendation will have to fulfil your desires – I did see a movie about a celebrity prostitute however

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