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dreaming of a shite Christmas

no, not really. I am actually indifferent to the time of year except for the cold weather.

One of the bonuses of ‘working from home’ however is that I get to avoid the hellish dark morning commute at this time of year and I can stay indoors as much as I like.

Something that does make me very happy however is that I don’t have to go to any work Christmas parties. I dread this more than anything. I despise having to pretend to be happy to be around lots of people I either don’t care about or have grown to dislike throughout the year.

The ones I hate the most can sense my unease – they cannot help but talk to me and say “happy Christmas”. I usually utter some bullshit phrases like “seasons greetings”. I allow myself to say that as it is factually correct and I do not risk spontaneous combustion from lying.

They wonder why I am not happy. I want to assure them it is only because I am forced by social norms to not tell them the truth.

I want to shout “ITS YOU!!! – YOU IDIOTS ARE THE PROBLEM. I AM NOT BRAINWASHED BY THIS FESTIVE BULLSHIT. I WILL NOT PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING IS GREAT NOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS HERE. I MAY CHEER UP FOR A SECOND ONCE I GET AWAY FROM ALL OF YOU PEOPLE FOR A WEEK OR TWO. THERE IS SOME CHANCE I MIGHT ENJOY THE TIME OFF BUT HONESTLY THE THOUGHT OF COMING BACK IS GOING TO RUIN EVEN THAT”.

2 Responses to dreaming of a shite Christmas

  1. unemployable December 21, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    Do you not miss the good old days in the Daq with your microwave meal for one on Christmas day?

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