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merkozy declares a (new) new world order


Nicolas Sarkozy met with Angela Merkel today and in a joint press conference announced that the two countries will be “merging.”

“France and Germany have decided that for the good of our people, we will join together and form one new nation, that will lift all our citizens up.”

The dire economic condition of the Eurozone has forced countries to consider combining assets – even within the zone. Italy is considering forming one nation with Greece.

Sarkozy and Merkel have been fast friends for years now. That went a long way to helping speed along the merger deal. Both countries will have to ratify the agreement, but Sarkozy and Merkel are confident that it can be done by October 1st, 2011.

Sarkozy and Merkel first wanted to name the new country – Merkozy or Sarkel – but cooler heads prevailed. Instead, they are going to name the new country Franmany. Merkel wanted to call it Germance – but Sarokzy didn’t like the sound of it.

The new world order reference was not exactly subtle:

Ministry – New World Order:

8 responses to “merkozy declares a (new) new world order

  1. Gammagoblin November 3, 2011 at 5:38 am

    The image seems to suggest conflict arising between Franmany and the re-unionised English Empire.

  2. sdaedalus November 6, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    the re-unionised English Empire

    back in the trenches with Mr Kevin Myers then so.

  3. benkotrader November 7, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    “France and Germany have decided that for the good of our people…”

    LOL – thanks, but no thanks.

    • atoast2toast November 7, 2011 at 7:42 pm

      there was some debate and worry here in ireland last week that merkel and sarkozy seem to have siezed power for themselves and were threatening to kick greece out of the euro – their own decision, the EU belongs to them now!


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