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6 Responses to celebrity fail

1. sdaedalus January 3, 2011 at 6:43 pm

   The Brunker Sofa: large, bouncy, already broken in and any sag only adds to the comfort…. what’s not to like? If I were into girl sofas, I’d probably buy it. Meanwhile, I’m holding out for the George Hamilton, 100% leather.

   She’s not the first celeb glamourpuss to advertise furniture – I still remember the Celia Holman Lee sofa (or, as she would say, couch), elegant & patrician but a bit hard on the behind.
   • atoast2toast January 3, 2011 at 8:08 pm

     I had to look up holman lee and found her amusing modelling site – I liked looking at the male models as they reminded me of zoolander and friends.

     Lying on amanda would be preferable to lying on the sofa but sadly thats not the deal she is offering via the good people at at cost plus. Here she is in her undies:

     

     here she is advertising her ample cleavage:

     

     George Hamilton! I got his autograph when I was about 12, what a pro. What would you say to a lazyboy that had George’s face as a headrest, his arms as the arms and his legs and feet forming a footrest ? – you would have the ability to sit on george in your own living room any time day or night – maybe you could get his armchair likeness to whisper sweet nothings into your ear about athletics and the ireland soccer starting eleven.
     • atoast2toast January 3, 2011 at 8:16 pm

       i found some more photos at boards.ie. Here is her book:

       

       

       Here she is with some red rooster potatoes if I am not mistaken:

       

       spuds, the fish of the land
2. sdaedalus January 3, 2011 at 10:47 pm

   No, you do me an injustice, I was thinking of this George Hamilton, who has also written a book, land of leather indeed.

   http://blogs.suntimes.com/tv/2008/11/george_hamiltons_autobiography.html

   You have a great knowledge of modern Irish fiction. Maybe Kevin Myers and Amanda Brunker should get together to write a potboiler. She could provide the potatoes and Kevin the hot air to boil them on.
3. sdaedalus January 3, 2011 at 10:48 pm

   It’s just George’s skin I’m after, though if I were a sofa, I’d definitely be the one that talked back.
4. atoast2toast January 3, 2011 at 11:23 pm

   oh sorry, I suppose that makes a bit more sense. I was wondering why the sudden fixation with rte’s sports commentator but it was his namesakes berry brown skin you were after.

   To be fair I did not know about amandas book until I did some searching tonight, I am guilty of knowing about Kevin Myers novel – the sexy bits were burnt into my memory around the time it was published. I do wonder how she got the sun tan in her armpits in the potato photo