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Monthly Archives: March 2010

fearless gardai

here are the boys in blue taking the weight off, both of them are having an ice cream in their van near stephens green shopping centre:

temporarily offline

At the moment this is what my computer is showing when I turn it on: Just goes to show what playing too much battlefield bad company 2 does to an expensive graphics card.

empty nesters

not much going on in the world of Toast at the moment but I did find this interesting as a follow up to http://atoast2toast.com/2009/08/04/sexy-time/. That article was about an apartment complex that was assembled from the back of a truck and they were charging 550k for a 1 bed apartment. An unfortunate young dentist no [...]

An Irish Toast

An Irish Toast for a Bachelor: May you have nicer legs than yours under the table before the new spuds are up. Parade only exist in Ireland since the 1970s according to http://goireland.about.com/od/historyculture/qt/patrick_parade.htm First things first – parades on Saint Patrick’s day are not originally Irish, they are an American invention. And far from being [...]

chatroulette

on chatroulette.com you can randomly chat with people, mainly guys jerking off but this is funny:

rte fail

Internet phenomenon Crystal Swing have continued to gain huge attention since one of their videos, ‘He Drinks Tequila’ went viral last week. Since the Cork Independent spoke to band leader Mary Burke last week, they have appeared on national radio, almost all the national papers and will soon appear on The Late Late Show they [...]

St Kevin’s Stump

“Hell” is the first episode of the second series of Channel 4 sitcom Father Ted, and the 7th episode overall. Ted and Dougal decide to put Jack to sleep (by putting a cardboard box over his head) and search for entertainment. However, all that is available are St Kevin’s Stump (an ordinary tree stump whose [...]

paedophile beards

Old but funny:

crimebusters

I saw this on the RTE news tonight on the segment about Jihad Jane: The gardai are parked on the footpath outside the barracks! It reminded me of the concerned person in galway who has video taped some awful parking in Galway, set to eerie music:

bad company 2 is 1943

Battlefield bad company was launched on PC and console last week. It looks like DICE who have made the entire battlefield series so far were also working on making battlefield 1943 for the PC but were sidelined. Electronic Arts are their owners and they need the billion dollars in sales that Activision take in with [...]

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