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sally o’brien and the way she might look at you

6 Comments Posted by atoast2toast on December 10, 2009

is it just me or does he look like Viggo Mortensen (and a pint of harp x 500)

This ad made me so sad before:

this comment is great tho:

Anyone else think Alan Hughes is looking at the Blue Oyster gay bar on his way home?? (the one with the blue flashing light??)

other On the sauce

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6 Responses to sally o’brien and the way she might look at you

mr havisham December 10, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Scoring some coke,
meeting some mates you no longer have anything in common with,
knocking back a jaeger bomb on the sly, prior
to a pint of harp.

wanking on about how wrecked the country is,
paying for your drinks with a credit card you got in college,
Shouting about a lad in Canada who weekly clears 2k cash’n'paw shuttering, and the
pint of Harp

Contemplating hitting the next person that steps out of an SUV
Two more jaeger bombs,
Shitting your pants, while standing at the bar, nose running,
and the pint of harp

Sally O Brien, is divorced now, time has played the last chorus on her beauty,
she’s serving the pints in the pub, she got in the divorce settlement,
She wants coke from you, and she’s going to pay for it, with jaeger bombs and
A pint of harp
- atoast2toast December 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm
  oh my god (and a gram of coke) – that is sick and bitter and twisted, poor Sally O’Brien – I would love to see her now. Maybe she is like the Milky Bar Kid (Kid).
  
  You are starting to outdo me but to be fair it is less about nostalgia and sounds more like the weekend you had in Galway just lately. The truth is stranger than fiction.
  
  Also, I had the concept of shuttering explained to me in an Irish pub in Germany by a guy from the wesht called Willy ‘Wooly’. I never got what he meant, it has something to do with SISK and see-ment.
GFK December 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm
That’s odd. He doesn’t look like a filthy, shell-suit-wearing knacker…but he is a harp drinker. Maybe he lost the tracksuit it in the desert.
- atoast2toast December 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm
  that was way back in the days when harp was glam with their modern advertisements
  
  The best selling premium irish import lager in the world today. This rich, golden pilsner style lager, with a smooth, refreshing hoppy taste, is brewed the irish way, using only the finest barley and pure spring water from the Cooley Mountains of Dundalk, Ireland.
  
  It was also in the days before the Cooley Peninsula was a hot-spot for Foot and Mouth Disease.
  - atoast2toast December 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    JMcT says:
    
    Nostalgia TV – Urgh
    Only marginally better that Reality TV.
    
    he did say he liked reeling in the years, I put it down to ‘things might be bad now but look how much worse they were back then’ sort of thinking.
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