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Monthly Archives: December 2009

iranian street racing

This is very graphic but is popular. Youtube has it classified as entertainment in many countries including Ireland. I was in Germany when the Iranian elections happened and a lot of the taxi drivers said they would have a new president in the morning. They were wrong. Both candidates were chosen by the real Iranian [...]

decade of the celtic tiger

Celtic Tiger, he’s a strange kinda cat, why am I so skinny and he is so fat? – Rats from the Flats in TV show “Paths to Freedom” in his band sperm dot com. While reading a ship of fools there was one part O’Toole mentions that sticks out as something that sums up many [...]

Seven deadly sins, Seven ways to win

Seven deadly sins Seven ways to win Seven holy paths to hell And your trip begins Seven downward slopes Seven bloodied hopes Seven are your burning fires, Seven your desires * I was told lately that pride I took in something was one of the deadly sins. I wondered how many of other ones would [...]

toast annual edition

Highlights of 2009 in Toastland, images are clickable. Biggest Daily Traffic (mostly from thepropertypin.com). Biggest Weekly Traffic (viral email about Cavan minor team – the real life story made it to the Sunday times) Biggest Misunderstanding: Anonymous aka Edward Frond of Canada does not understand dual meaning of word ‘revolting’ Biggest Disappearance: Where is frequent [...]

garda twitter

STOP WHINING

I wonder if this limousine liberal ever heard Arnie saying STOP IT or STOP WHINING

christmas is like a birthday

Well it is Jesus’ birthday – if he existed he was more than likely a street performer or the David Copperfield of the BC times. It is about as believable as the Easter Bunny or a woman who can drive properly. In the words of Jerry Seinfeld: Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another [...]

machete movie poster

I love the tag line: YESTERDAY HE WAS A DECENT MAN LIVING A DECENT LIFE NOW HE IS A BRUTAL SAVAGE WHO MUST SLAUGHTER TO STAY ALIVE

booze fuelled mayhem

toast is in bad condition owing to the boozing that comes at this time of year. I was at the depeche mode concert on thursday in the old point depot. There was a huge crowd and it looked like a lot of couples but the guys were a lot more interested than the girls. I [...]

fuck you

A few cases of “fuck you” in the news. The Rage Against the Machine for Christmas campaign (lyrics include “fuck you I wont do you what you tell me motherfucker” repeated 100 times). Simon Cowell has branded the Facebook campaign to get Rage Against The Machine’s ‘Killing In The Name’ to the Christmas Number One [...]

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