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the church of Dermotology


A group has assembled to ridicule the new blasphemy laws in Ireland:

Our sacred beliefs are quite similar to those of other religions.
We believe ice cream wafers are literally the body of Dermot Ahern.
We believe Dermot Ahern created the universe on Wed 20 may 2009.
We’re sometimes not sure whether Dermot Ahern really exists.
We believe it is blasphemous to publish an image of Dermot Ahern.
We refuse to gather sticks on the Sabbath, which is Wednesday.
We wear magic underpants that protect us from fire and bullets.

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3 responses to “the church of Dermotology

  1. 47whitebuffalo July 12, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    and more wicked wickedness!

  2. atoast2toast July 15, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    strange that the church believes that a picture of dermot is blasphemous and all the while they have a picture of him on a piece of burnt toast – heresy!

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