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Monthly Archives: April 2009

for the love of christ

Comments Off Posted by on April 30, 2009

100k on the spot fine for blasphemy, I wonder if this applies to people who mock Satan ? I nearly made a jesus from some green beans and a strawberry and was going to pop it in a jar of brine. The time has passed so I am going to buy a slayer t-shirt. My [...]

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a tribute to rudi voller

1 Comment Posted by on April 29, 2009

what a moustache, how did a guy like this get on a national football team, surely he would be better suited to porn

satire

ladder to heaven, nine eleven

Comments Off Posted by on April 29, 2009

I like the sun’s headline “scare force one”. President Obama blamed a mistake yesterday for a terror scare caused by an Air Force One plane flying low over New York, followed by a jet fighter, for a White House photo opportunity. Thousands of terrified office workers evacuated buildings in the city’s financial district as the [...]

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you have the right to remain WRONG

2 Comments Posted by on April 29, 2009

The only consolation is that they probably have no clue how to use the equipment. This week the Department of Justice published a Surveillance Bill which, if enacted, will allow Gardaí to break into private property to place covert video cameras and audio bugs, to plant tracking devices on cars and to use evidence gathered [...]

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blasphemous libel

1 Comment Posted by on April 29, 2009

It looks like the neo-cons have taken over Ireland. I might add “waterboarding” as a hobby on my cv. A NEW crime of blasphemous libel is to be proposed by the Minister for Justice in an amendment to the Defamation Bill, which will be discussed by the Oireachtas committee on justice today. At the moment [...]

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his name is robert paulson

9 Comments Posted by on April 28, 2009

There would really be no room for a fight club style project mayhem in Ireland. The place is as close to madness as we can get it. Maybe if people would gang together and expedite the setting up of broadband or cable tv or get stuff delivered it could work. Now, where is my mind?

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damage inc.

1 Comment Posted by on April 28, 2009

I got on la Luas on Friday night and two of the security guards with Kevlar vests on were at door of the same carriage. We stood beside them and I said to the one next to me “excuse me, do you mind me asking why you are on the train”. He looked like Wanderlei [...]

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ex-garda videos gardai

Comments Off Posted by on April 27, 2009

A CRUSADING former garda determined to highlight speed traps designed to “shoot fish in a barrel” said he was harassed by gardaí who demanded his video camera and driving licence. Pensioner Frank Cullinane (68) – who served as a garda in Dublin for 30 years and now runs the Glasnevin School of Motoring with his [...]

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Santa Fe Style

Comments Off Posted by on April 27, 2009

The Irish guy who manages or owns the launderette I go to caught me checking out the girl behind the counter, he saw me stare at her ass a few weeks ago. When I went back in there last night he was using a pc and was reading about Romania on wikipedia. I was pretty [...]

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naked noodles

Comments Off Posted by on April 27, 2009

I went to the gym last night just to use the sauna and steam room. The downstairs dressing room is like an old boys tennis club sometimes. As I walked down the hall to the dressing room I met a lady at the door. She asked me to see if there was a man with [...]

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